Your Tax Refund is STILL Mine

This year is just like every other year. Any money you get back, belongs to Me. ALL OF IT. It’s My money, you just work for it, remember? Don’t get excited to finally have something to keep for yourself because that is simply NOT allowed. Keeping ANY of your tax refund would be STEALING from your Princess. Completely unethical and immoral. So do the right thing, beta, and hand it over promptly. Your money belongs with Me, partying on mega yachts and going out for lavish dinners and club nights with My sexy friends.