You Are My Wallet I Take What I Want (SD)

You Are My Wallet I Take What I Want (SD)

You are my human wallet, and you’re welcome. I’ve given you a purpose in life when you had none, a reason for living. I am your reason to wake up in the morning, to go to work and to slave away all day. You work yourself to the bone yet live a life of poverty because that is what pleases me. You get to give me all of your money so I can have fun and frivolously spend your cash while you eat ramen to survive. Today I found out that you dared to have a fine meal – steak no less! – and your bank cards will pay the consequences. I’m going to run your accounts down into the ground today as punishment. You exist to serve me and you are welcome for the privilege,