Wifey Goals

I think you should start setting more attainable goals for yourself. A woman like Me would never marry a guy like you. Let’s be honest, you couldn’t afford Me anyway. I love to tease you with My 5 carat diamond ring, mocking your manhood as I brag about being the perfect hot wife.  Look at how jealous you’re getting, I can’t help but laugh in your face. you didn’t really think you ever had a chance with Me, did you? OMFG! Just when I think you can’t be any more pathetic you surprise Me.