Valentine's Day Toilet Slavery

Your dreams have come true, toilet slut. This year you’ll be spending Valentine’s Day getting intimate with your one true love — My asshole. Most men will be out dining their lovers with roses and filet mignon, but not my toilet slave! Instead, on your knees you’ll be, mouth open wide, being served a steamy fresh and organic full-course meal straight from my bowels. With such large mouthfuls of chocolate swirls to swallow, you’ll need plenty to drink. My sweet yellow nectar will wash it all down. Moan with pleasure as you feast on your filthy meal! The taste, smell and view all have your senses in such a frenzy. No doubt you have the world’s biggest hard-on. It’s all such an honour for a lowly human toilet to partake in, especially on V-Day.