Valentine's Date Rules

Valentine’s Day is coming around again, and I think I’ve been too cruel in keeping you trapped here all these years, so I’m going to set you free. I encourage you to find a VDay date – on one condition: she has to be at least half as good as me. I mean it only makes sense, right, that if you’re going to ditch your virtual girlfriend, it be with someone almost as good? Why would you downgrade? What follows is a bratty tirade of my achievements and accolades, a big brag of all the things you’d be giving up in me, and why you really don’t stand a chance. This is VERY arrogant brat worship – buy this if that’s what you get off on; hot women parading their power.