Time to Sign My Legal Debt Contract!

Give a piece of your current self to Goddess. This is your true calling. Your true purpose in life. An opportunity like no other..
With one swift signature you and I will be locked into each other contractually, for the foreseeable future.
I will own a piece of this beta male that you are now.
Our relationship will be Legally validated and documented. Your life will begin on a better course, a whole new reality.
You will no longer be constrained to your uninspiring thoughts of old, you will no longer feel completely useless, with no purpose of being. You will shed your boring, uninspired beta male existence.
My power will feed your soul, and give you proper meaning and purpose.
My unimaginably powerful positive influence in your everyday life will drive you to all new heights of humanity.
My determination, winning nature and divine providence will influence and guide you into a new realm of reality, with purpose and meaning.
Influencing you in ways that were once impossible without Me.
So go ahead, earn your spot into My life and in turn become useful, inspired, creative and fulfilled beyond your wildest dreams.
All it takes is one swift signature and you will enter a heavenly place on earth, My World.