The Wrong Stockings

Is this some kind of a joke?
Call yourself a stocking worshipper bought you’ve bought me a pair that are far, far too small!
I am both tall and voluptuous, surely you know this by now?
This measly pair of stockings won’t even go past my knees, so now I have nothing to wear when I go out AND I have this terrible pair of stockings to work out what to do with, perhaps I’ll use them to punish you!