Stuck the miata

Driving home from working all morning, I take a wrong turn down a dirt road and end up in a pasture somewhere. Pushing the pedal down and having so much fun driving thru this area. There is water and mud everywhere, I get stuck really bad and I cannot get my little miata out, I try everything. I go look for sticks and brush to shove under the tire and it’s no help at all. My boots are getting covered in mud each time I get out, getting muddier and muddier. I cannot get out of here. Mud is slinging off the back tires and I’m stuck in a hole that keeps getting deeper and deeper each time I try to drive out. I ultimately give up. I guess I’ll have to walk home.