Sneezy Payback

Sneezy Payback

You’re my ex boyfriend who I thought I would never ever contact again. Well here we are…I’m desperate. It’s been days or maybe even weeks of intense build ups but no sneezes. My allergies are wrecking me! My sinuses are so irritated but nothing I’ve tried works! Each day is just getting worse, I can’t get proper rest because of the pain, I’m exhausted! I know you’re into holistic remedies and thought you might have an idea of something different for me to try. How am I to trust you that what you’re giving me will work? I couldn’t even trust you in our relationship! I’ll give it a go, I might as well. Wow, it works and oh so well! Look at all of this snot just coming out of me and all over you!!! Payback is a bitch isn’t it?