Queen of burps as work on a coffee break

Queen of burps as work on a coffee break – For a long time I’ve been accused of using my looks instead of my brains. Well… I found this job and honestly I could be useful, but my coworker, who actually decides my paycheck, is into my big boobs, my deep cleavage and my burps. I can see his hardon and since the paycheck comes just because I am here, why would I be a hero of paperwork when I can be the Queen of Burps?