My Pixel Gooner

It’s time to embrace it, you’re going to be alone FOREVER! It won’t get better, it won’t change. The beta condition is permanent. That’s why you need to surrender yourself to me. I know exactly how to handle betas, what they need, what they crave… Denial, pixels, gooning! Stupid beta brains can only handle that. You will follow exactly what I’m going to tell you, cause you’re MY gooner!