Listen to Me Cum: Masturbation Ripoff

Plastic toys can satisfy me better than you ever could, and to reinforce just how true that is you’re going to listen as I get myself off with one of my favorite little devices. Quite frankly that’s probably more than you even deserve, which is why you’re paying so much for such a privilege. Auditory stimulation is all you get today and it’s still going to make you quiver and ache hearing just how fast and hard a small sex toy can make me cum…