Klein the personal assistant

Klein the personal assistant

This is a custom video and some changes have been made to the script in the final product.

 
Klein (wearing a tight button-up shirt *As tight as Klein can tolerate* and jeans with no underwear underneath – acting reserved) is greeting Dr. Smith and states he is interviewing for the personal assistant position. Klein hands Dr. Smith his resume and states he has experience and excellent references. Dr. Smith explains that he’s a and that his job requires a lot of discretion and that he will see and hear things that need to be kept absolutely private. Klein insists he can be discreet. Klein asks what exactly Dr. Smith uses  for, and Dr. Smith states he helps people “become their true selves” and then offers a free session. Klein declines, but Dr. Smith insists and takes out a pendulum and begins swinging it in front of Klein’s eyes. He delivers a short induction before counting from 5 to 1. Klein asks he if starts all his interviews like this and as Dr. Smith says 1, Klein slows down as he stares blankly forward with a dreamy look on his face.
Dr. Smith states that Klein will forget everything that has happened and will believe he’s desperate for this job, and no matter what happens he will want to continue interviewing. He’s then told when he wakes up, he will believe his name is “Cumdumpster” and be certain of it. In fact, he will get angry if anyone makes fun of his name or questions it. However, once Dr. Smith snaps his fingers he will remember his real name. Klein is woken up and Dr. Smith introduces himself as Klein greets him and introduces himself as “Cumdumpster”. Dr. Smith will laugh and Klein will act confused asking what’s so funny. Dr. Smith with ask Klein if his name is really cumdumpster and Klein will insist it is his name. Dr. Smith will make fun it the name and ask if that’s “truly” his name and Klein will get more and more frustrated as he insists his name is cumdumpster. After a little back and forth, Dr. Smith will ask Klein one more time what his name is and then snaps his fingers. Klein will say his correct name, Klein, then look confused and wonder why he thought his name was cumdumpster. He’ll wonder out loud why he was certain of it and then try to explain everything away as just being “tired”. Dr. Smith puts Klein back to rest.
Dr. Smith now tells Klein upon waking he’s going to be able to remember his name, but whenever he hears his name – even if Klein himself says it – he will need to start humping the air and loudly say “I’m going to fuck that ass”. Immediately after he says it, he will realize what he did and be embarrassed and apologetic, however he will repeat this every time he hears his name. In addition, Klein is told that he will need to answer any question Dr. Smith asks him completely honestly whether he wants to or not. Klein is woken up and Dr. Smith asks Klein “Klein, tell me about yourself”. Klein immediately starts dry humping the air and loudly says “I need to fuck that ass” then realizes what he did and apologizes. Dr. Smith then starts asking more and more personal questions like “When is the last time you had sex?”, “When is the last time you masturbated?”, “How many people have you had sex with?” and “What kinks are you into?” as Klein answers each one honestly, then wonders why he answered it. Klein will insist that the interview stay professional, but Dr. Smith will continue asking more personal/sexual questions and Klein will continue to answer. During this time, Dr. Smith will also use Klein’s name generously as he continues to hump the air and yell “I need to fuck that ass” each time he hears it. As Klein wonders why he can’t stop answering questions, Dr. Smith will ask Klein if he wants to come back another time and Klein will state, almost dreamily, “I’m desperate for this job and no matter what happens I will want to continue interviewing”. Dr. Smith puts Klein back to rest.
*Note: For the rest of the video, I want Klein to continue to dry hump the air and yell “I need to fuck that

ass” every single time his name is said. *

Klein is told that the for the rest of his life, he will continue to yell “I need to fuck that ass” whenever he hears his name. He is now given two new suggestions:

1) He will only be able to sing when he speaks.
2) He will continue to answer every question asked to him, but he will need to lie about every
answer. In fact, he’s going to make up the most ridiculous lies to answer every question asked.

Klein is woken up and (while singing) apologizes for “oversharing”. Klein then looks confused and wonders why he can’t stop singing as he speaks. Dr. Smith will begin asking Klein questions like “What was your last job?” and Klein will begin giving ridiculous lies for the answer like “I was the King of Sweden”. Dr. Smith will ask Klein more and more questions as Klein lies more and more and all while singing his answers and wondering why he can’t stop singing. (Ex. Are you married? Yes, I have 3 wives and 2 mistresses. Do you have any? Yes, 40 sons.) Dr. Smith will then start asking more sexual questions as Klein continues to answer, while singing, with ridiculous lies. (Ex. How big is your dick? 3 feet long. How often do you masturbate? Every 5 minutes, etc.)
Dr. Smith removes the project and triggers the “striptease trigger” as Klein begins dancing. Dr. Smith tells Klein he’s going to keep him like this as he works today. The video ends with Dr. Smith sitting down in a chair at his computer as Klein dances naked and mindlessly in the background.