Instant Weight Gain Pill, Christmas is ruined!

Instant Weight Gain Pill, Christmas is ruined!

After two years I will see my family again for Christmas. You don’t know them yet, but they are crazy gym freaks with a terribly healthy lifestyle.. for them having a chubby daughter is a disgrace. I wish there was a pill that could make you lose weight instantly.. just for Christmas dinner so I wouldn’t have to hear their nasty comments about my body!
What? You have that pill? Oh please, give it to me!
Do I look thinner? Uh, I’m starting to feel something.. my belly is starting to contract painfully, is that normal?? 
Oh my god.. I’m getting fatter! I was just slightly chubby.. but now I’m really fat!
My Christmas is ruined and it’s all your fault!!