HOT GIRLS HATE YOU; SPORTS BRA EDITION

I know something you don’t know. I’m just kidding… you probably know…. it’s gotta be painfully obvious by now. Hot girls fucking hate you. Did you know that? I know you do. You still love us don’t you? You love me. You love Goddess Thrasher. You love how mean and evil I am, don’t you? You just can’t fucking help it. I don’t blame you… I love me too. I guess we have one thing in common.