GETTING REVENGE ON YOUR WIFE

I’m crying and packing my bags. Don’t act like you don’t know what’s wrong. Your dear wife just fired me! You don’t know that? She went behind your back and fired me without your knowledge? Do you want to know why she ACTUALLY fired me?! She thinks you are having an affair with me! I don’t know why she would think that. We didn’t do anything! I bet she is just jealous and she doesn’t want me around anymore. You don’t want me to go? Well, what are we going to do? I’m already fired and I don’t work for you anymore, so I just wish I could get some revenge on your wife! Maybe it’s time this affair finally came true. We should give her a real reason to be jealous.