Entertaining Your Life Vest Fetish

You’ve got to be kidding me. Just when I think I’ve seen it all – an airplane life vest fetish? Come on, do you really expect me to inflate it with the CO2 cartridges? No way, that’s scary!! Fine, I’ll do it for you, but you have to wear and inflate one as well!! Don’t laugh at how silly I look! Quit playing around and help me deflate it! Oh, you like how I look, struggling in this life vest? I hope you’ve enjoyed yourself!