Divorce Your Wife or Lose Me!

It’s time for you to make a big decision.. but it shouldn’t be a hard one should it? See you can’t date me and STILL be married to your fat ugly useless wife. I mean look at how hot I am, and look at her! All she does is sit at home and get fat.. and she doesn’t even want to rest in the same bed with you anymore. I think it’s time you finally kicked that fat lump you call a wife out and you and me can have some real fun..