Chef’s Orders: Eat Your Cum ASMR

Tell Me you aren’t pulling your puny pathetic prick on the clock?! Where’s your respect? Where’s your professionalism? I’ll show you. you’re going to learn today, dumdum. Keep stroking. That’s right, I order you to keep going. you’re going to jerk and pump right into your disgusting excuse for food. you’re going to splooge all over it. Give it a good seasoning, and then slurp it all up. Hahah! That’s what you get. This dish resembles you to a T: painfully boring. Spice it up with your sad, useless seed. And then make sure that seed has NO chance of reproducing.