Celibate, Shrunken, and Caged JOI

Your religious upbringing prevented you from losing your virginity til you were 26 but honestly you’re lucky you waited so long because it’s been downhill since. Your first gf let you know how small you were- in fact, she kept you caged and only let you out to jerk off with a special oil that shrinks your dick. You’re lucky it turned you on, otherwise the shame of being so inadequate would eat you alive. You’re going to stay caged, shrunken, and blueballed forever and beautiful women like me will be laughing at you constantly.