Breaking Up With My Loser BF for Xmas

Glad you’re home, I need to talk to you.  I can’t keep pretending I like you, I’m breaking up with you.  Yes, right before the holidays.  I’m doing it naked to try to soften the blow.  Omgosh, I knew you were gonna whine!! Don’t you dare cry!! I will let you jerk off to me once more time but I wont be very enthusiastic about it.  Let’s just get this over with…thank goodness I’ll never have to see you or that small dick again…

Happy Holidays!! Xo, Vera James