A Tribute A Day Keeps The Boring Away

A Tribute A Day Keeps The Boring Away

It’s super important to keep a woman like Me properly entertained. And you know it’s tough for a loser like you to keep My attention. Annnnd if you don’t keep My attention, you’re likely to get left behind. you don’t want that now do you? So let Me help you stay relevant in My mind. I’ll let you in on the secret to keeping Me happy… MONEY. The more I see your name attached to tributes, the less likely I am to forget about your existence entirely. I want you to tribute Me. Daily. I want you to work hard to keep Me happy and keep your name in My inbox (which is just as good as Me actually remembering you).